Thursday, October 30, 2008

Early Morning Drop-Off Of Felonie At His Vet.

Somehow This Relates to President Obama



It's All Personal


The 700 Billion Dollar Blank Check
http://www.truthout.org/102908A
John Dunbar, The Associated Press: "First, the $700 billion rescue for the economy was about buying devalued mortgage-backed securities from tottering banks to unclog frozen credit markets. Then it was about using $250 billion of it to buy stakes in banks. The idea was that banks would use the money to start making loans again. But reports surfaced that bankers might instead use the money to buy other banks, pay dividends, give employees a raise and executives a bonus, or just sit on it."

Banks to Continue Paying Dividends
http://www.truthout.org/103008B
Binyamin Appelbaum, The Washington Post: "U.S. banks getting more than $163 billion from the Treasury Department for new lending are on pace to pay more than half of that sum to their shareholders, with government permission, over the next three years.... Critics, including economists and members of Congress, question why banks should get government money if they already have enough money to pay dividends - or conversely, why banks that need government money are still spending so much on dividends."

Yves Petignat | Politics' Return
http://www.truthout.org/103008F
Yves Petignat in Geneva's Le Temps describes the "draconian" conditions Germany's government has established for bank bailouts and the lesson it teaches Germany's executives, begging the question why such measures are not employed in the US.

Some Black Voters Fear Votes Will Not Be Counted
http://www.truthout.org/102908D
Susan Saulny, The New York Times: "For weeks now, James Jones has been extra courteous in traffic and at the gas station because he has an Obama sticker on the back of his truck. 'Something like that might make a difference for Barack Obama,' Mr. Jones explained. 'I'm not taking a chance.'"

Jokes or Wisdoms?

With age comes wisdom.



A guy is 70 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up. 'He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say a gain,'Pick me up.'

He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.

The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'

The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.

I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'

The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket.

Then the frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'

He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,

'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'

The Purpose of Meditation



The purpose of medit ation is not to concentrate on the breat h witho ut interruption, forev er. That by itsel f would be a usele ss goal. The purpose of medit ation is not to achieve a perfe ctly still and serene mind. Although a lovely state , it doesn't lead to liberation by itsel f. The purpose of meditation is to achieve uninterrupted mindfulness. Mindfulness, and only mindfulness, produces Enlightenment.
Distractions come in all sizes , shapes, and flavors. Buddhist philosophy has organized them into categories . One of them is the category of hindrances . They are called hindrances because they block your development of both components of meditation , mindfulness and concentration. A bit of caution on this term: The word "hindrances" carries a negative connotation and indeed these are states of mind we want to eradicate. . . That does not mean, however, that they are to be repressed, avoided or condemned.
Let's use greed as an example. We wish to avoid prolonging any state of greed that arises, because a continuation of that state leads to bondage and sorrow. That does not mean we try to toss the thought out of the mind when it appears. We simply refuse to encourage it to stay. We let it come, and we let it go.
-- Henepola Gunaratana, Mindfulness in Plain English

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Walking With An Old Friend in The Golden Gate Park

news of the day:

Matt Renner and Maya Schenwar | US Raids Ignore International Law
http://www.truthout.org/102808R
Matt Renner and Maya Schenwar, Truthout: "While US officials continue to avoid discussing the weekend strikes that killed eight people in eastern Syria, Middle East experts have condemned the attacks as a violation of international law that threatens to further destabilize US-Syria relations."

Europe's Secret Plan to Boost GM Crop Production
http://www.truthout.org/102808EA
Geoffrey Lean, The Independent UK: "Gordon Brown and other European leaders are secretly preparing an unprecedented campaign to spread GM crops and foods in Britain and throughout the continent, confidential documents obtained by The Independent on Sunday reveal."

Phony Flier Says Virginians Vote on Different Days
http://www.truthout.org/102808VA
Julian Walker, The Virginian-Pilot: "A phony State Board of Elections flier advising Republicans to vote on November 4 and Democrats on November 5 is being circulated in several Hampton Roads localities, according to state elections officials."

With Time Short, Bush Pushes EPA to Relax Power-Plant Rule
http://www.truthout.org/102808B
Renee Schoof, McClatchy Newspapers: "At the Bush administration's direction, the Environmental Protection Agency is working on a new rule that would weaken pollution regulations for power plants, allowing them to increase emissions without adding controls. EPA officials have been working on a fast track to meet a Saturday deadline, but many of them are arguing against changing the rule ..."

Lionel Beehner | Striking Out in Syria
http://www.truthout.org/102808C
Lionel Beehner, The Guardian UK: "The US air strike against insurgents in Syria illustrates exactly what is wrong with how states fight terrorism. The US military carried out an aerial attack on Sunday against foreign insurgents holed up in Syria along the Iraqi border, US officials confirmed today. Although details of the operation remain vague, the attack reportedly killed eight civilians and drew condemnation across the Muslim world, from Damascus to Tehran."

Home Prices Fall by Sharpest Annual Rate Ever
http://www.truthout.org/102808D
The Associated Press: "Home prices tumbled by the sharpest annual rate ever in August, with little indication of a turnaround in sight, a closely watched index showed Tuesday. The Standard & Poor's/Case-Shiller 20-city housing index dropped a record 16.6 percent from August last year, the largest drop since its inception in 2000."

Dominique Nora | The Plastic Trap
http://www.truthout.org/102808E
Dominique Nora, Le Nouvel Observateur: "After houses, consumer credit? While bankers plug up as best they can the breaches created by the mortgage earthquake, another bubble threatens them: Americans have been living their dreams on credit. And, having overheated their cards, millions of households will have problems making their payments ..."

FDA's conclusion that chemical is safe is flawed
By RICARDO ALONSO-ZALDIVAR (Associated Press Writer)
From Associated Press
October 28, 2008 9:14 PM EDT

joke of the day:

Why Did the Chick en Cross the Road?

SOVEREIGN INDIAN: This is the Chickens inherent right as he is indigenous to this land! ! !
MILIT ANT INDIA N: That chicken should block the road, not cross the road! ! !
GRASS ROOT INDIAN: If the darn chickens need to get across the road, let 'em cross the darn road!
COLONIZED INDIAN: Chiggens should never cross the roads that white men built before the great white father crosses it first . If the white father crosses it, it is good. We must then follow.
AMERICANIZED INDIAN: We must have roads . We must cross the roads that the white man built for us. We have to be thankful to the white man for this. I don' t know why you Indians are always complaining. You embarrass us. Chickens are good for us.
REPUBLICAN INDIAN: It's true that that white man built those roads for us. We are merely chickens. We will always be chickens until we learn to build those roads ourselves - for profit.
DEMOCRATIC INDIAN: The chicken crossed the road because he didn' t have enough funding.
TRADITIONAL INDIAN: Those chiggens weren't traditional because they were supposed to be on it - not crossing it!
INDIAN GRANDPA: I think he was runnin' away from rezidential school.
URBAN INDIAN: That chicken crossed the road 'cause it was a city, man. You know what I mean?
NEW AGE INDIAN: It was basically because of Jungian dream therapy, drumming, sweat lodges, my shaman, and long walks on the beach , near my beach house .
POW WOW INDIAN: That chicken must have been heading to a 49!
EDUCATED INDIAN: I think it has to do with Einstein's theory which basically posits: "Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken? "
REZ INDIAN: Whats a chicken?
IHS INDIAN: I really don't care why he crossed that road. We still aren't paying for no stinkin' hospital bills .
BIA INDIAN: They crossed it because of CFR 49, Section 11299 , gives them the authority to do so, under Department of Interior regulations, in the Executive Branch. They wrote a grant and we funded them. We are very proud of them.
KFC INDIAN: I'll take a leg, a thigh, with corn and potatoes. Extra Crispy, please.

And finally. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

TRIBAL INDIAN COUNCIL: The chicken crossed the road without our approval! Fire his family! ! !

Sunday, October 26, 2008

a foggy grey sunday in san francisco



Politics:
2. Stop the Raids in the First 100 Days (David Bacon, TruthOut)

joke of the day:

God Save the Queen

To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty
Queen Elizabeth II



In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates
for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice
of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You should
look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary.) Her Sovereign
Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states,
commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas, which she does not fancy). Your new
Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, will appoint a Governor for America without the
need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A
questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you
noticed.

To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules
are introduced with immediate effect:

1. The letter "U" will be reinstated in words such as "colour," "favour,"
"labour" and "neighbour." Likewise, you will learn to spell "doughnut"
without skipping half the letters, and the suffix "-ize" will be replaced by the
suffix "-ise." Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to
acceptable levels. (look up "vocabulary").

2. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such
as '"like" and "you know" is an unacceptable and inefficient form of
communication. There is no such thing as U.S. English. We will let Microsoft know
on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take into
account the reinstated letter "u"' and the elimination of "-ize."

3. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.

4. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers,
or therapists The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows
that you're not quite ready to be independent. Guns should only be used for
shooting grouse. If you can't sort things out without suing someone or
speaking to a therapist, then you're not ready to shoot grouse.

5. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more
dangerous than a nail clipper. Although a permit will be required if you
wish to carry a nail clipper in public.

6. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start
driving on the rights side of the road with immediate effect ; and for those
of you who do not understand what this means : it means the left-hand side
which happens to be the correct side. At the same time, you will go metric
with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both
roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of
humour.

7. The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been
calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it.

8. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries
are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are
properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and
dressed not with ketchup but with vinegar.

9. The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually
beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitters will be referred to as
beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as
Lager. South African beer is also acceptable, as they are in some respects
at least, the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to
the beer!! They are also, in a manner of speaking, part of the British
Commonwealth - see what it has done for them. American brands will be referred to
as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further
confusion.

10. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good
guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English
characters. Watching Gwyneth Paltrow attempt English dialogue in Shakespeare
in Love was not a nice experience.

11. You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of
proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in time,
be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football,
but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full
kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies).

12. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host
an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of
America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond your
borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will let you
face the Australians first to take the sting out of their deliveries.

13. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us absolutely
dilly.

14. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's
Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due
(backdated to 1776).

15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper tea [not the other
stuff you mispronounce as 'erbal tea !!!] and proper cups, with saucers;
never mugs. This will be served with high quality cakes and scones (proper scones
please!), with jam and clotted cream, and and biscuits (the REAL thing not
your "cookies" for goodness sake!) and of course, sandwiches, which are
indeed sandwiches and not your interpretation of them!

God Save the Queen!