Wednesday, December 31, 2008

new ugly year's grim eve = craps-o-crooked-crack-head of the century

crappy joke day

Italian kids vs.. American kids

American kids: Move out when they're 18 with the full support of their parents.

Italian kids: Move out when they're 28, having saved enough money for a house, and are two weeks away from getting married....unless there's room in the basement for the newlyweds.

American kids: When their Mom visits them, she brings a Bundt cake, and you sip coffee and chat.
Italian kids: When their Mom visits them, she brings 3 days worth of food, begins to tidy up, dust, do the laundry, and rearrange the furniture.

American kids: Their dads always call before they come over to visit them, and it's usually only on special occasions.
Italian kids: Are not at all fazed when their dads show up, unannounced, on a Saturday morning at 8:00 , and starts pruning the fruit trees. If there are no fruit trees, he'll plant some.

American kids: Always pay retail, and look in the Yellow Pages when they need to have something done.
Italian kids: Call their dad or uncle, and ask for another dad's or uncle's phone number to get it done...cash deal. Know what I mean??

American kids: Will come over for cake and coffee, and get only cake and coffee. No more.
Italian kids: Will come over for cake and coffee, and get antipasto, wine, a pasta dish, a choice of two meats, salad, bread, a cannoli, fruit, espresso, and a few after dinner drinks.

American kids: Will greet you with "Hello" or "Hi".
Italian kids: Will give you a big hug, a kiss on your cheek, and a pat on your back.

American kids: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
Italian kids: Call your parents Mom and Dad.

American kids: Have never seen you cry.
Italian kids: Cry with you.

American kids: Borrow your stuff for a few days and then return it.
Italian kids: Keep your stuff so long, they forget it's yours.

American kids: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.
Italian kids: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing, and just being together.

American kids: Know few things about you.
Italian kids: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

American kids: Eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches on soft mushy white bread.
Italian kids: Eat Genoa Salami and Provolone sandwiches, Rabe sandwiches and Meatball and pepper sandwiches on crusty Italian bread.

American kids: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.

Italian kids: Will kick the whole crowds' ass who left you behind.

American kids: Are Friends for a while.
Italian kids: Are Friends for life.

American kids: Like Rod Stewart, and Steve Tyrell.
Italian kids: Worship Tony Bennett, and Sinatra

American kids: Will ignore this.
Italian kids: Will forward it.

craps-o-crooked-crack-head of the century

Was the "Credit Crunch" a Myth Used to Sell a Trillion-Dollar Scam?
Monday 29 December 2008
by: Joshua Holland, AlterNet


US Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson's plan, also known as the Troubled Asset Relief Program, has been accused of having little oversight and little effect on the financial meltdown. (Photo: Getty Images)

Even as the media continue to repeat the claim that credit has frozen up, evidence has emerged suggesting the entire story is wrong.

There is something approaching a consensus that the Paulson Plan -- also known as the Troubled Asset Relief Program, or TARP -- was a boondoggle of an intervention that's flailed from one approach to the next, with little oversight and less effect on the financial meltdown.

But perhaps even more troubling than... (More)

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

happy new ugly year

happy new year at disneyland


craps from the west

TWO DIFFERENT DOCTORS' OFFICES

Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement.

The FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week.

The SECOND sees his family doctor after waiting 3 weeks for an appointment, then waits 8 weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn't reviewed for another week
and finally has his surgery scheduled for 6 months from then.
Why the different treatment for the two patients?
 
 
The FIRST is a Golden Retriever.
The SECOND is a Senior Citize
n.

Next time take me to a veterinarian!

craps-o-creeps

Israel's failure to learn
By Nir Rosen

Will Israel make the same mistake with Hamas that it made with Hezbollah? [GALLO/GETTY]

VOICES FROM GAZA

Gazans: 'We are living a nightmare'

Palestinian women and children flee an area hit by an Israeli air strike [GALLO/GETTY]

Monday, December 29, 2008

stuck between x'mas & new year

no-nonsense dog



crap-o-day

I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery??'
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher'.

Sunday, December 28, 2008

a peaceful sunday after the X'mas

click on this link or the below picture to watch msnbc Year in Picture video

CNN news craps

Israel deploys tanks and troops around Gaza

Fire burns late Sunday or early Monday in Gaza, where Israel has been bombing what it says are Hamas targets.

MSNBC news craps


Palestinian rescue workers carry a wounded prisoner in the rubble of the Saraya prison after it was hit by a missile strike on Sunday.


Friday, December 26, 2008

age old hunger

the day after christmas... a little love for you...

... and the world

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

driving in the chilly rains...

come away with me to the world of my dream


where everything is pure, white, clean, calm, simple and crystal like...


yet, wild, misty, opaque, qualm, intertwined and obfuscated... in the meantime.

hi, santa...

where's the gift of love & peace on earth that i've asked for?